The Boyfriendslayer

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Lyrics

Tonight, I think I lost her
The evil beau whisked her away
I awaken near dawn
Her voice, her face, her half skip step
Are all gone…
Are all gone…

She was taking my dreamworld North of Heaven
Can’t run out of time
Gonna send myself back to sleep
And be like that cat Jaime L. who sent the king
To his everlasting end

The Boyfriendslayer is what they call me
Just North of Heaven, with her, is where I want to be
Right now he’s winning…
Sitting on her emotions like a throne
While I’m just South of Hell, sitting in the friend zone

Friend zone

He had a big head start, on my too patient heart
Caught me by surprise
Now she is in his kingdom
I don’t need no shield
Don’t need no sword
Give me a shot and I’ll get my reward
Charm my only weapon
Yes, charm my only weapon
I see her. See him
Can’t reach him
A royal table length from me
Closin’ in now…
To conquer the cad
Here comes his backup…
Oh, the first sun ray
Damn, clock alarm ends the fight

Friend zone

It’s tough to lose the soundtrack of my night
Her voice filled every moment of my darkness
When I last daytime saw her
Got half of a goodbye
Between looking down all giggly at texts
She looked up at me and said, let’s get together one day soon…
Decaf and some pastry
Yeah sure…sounds good to me
But only if I lose the BFS/BF rematch
In my dreams…
Oh, in my dreams…

Friend zone